Just Let Me -- G -- Indoctrinate You!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Dear America,


"we are reminded again, 
what this nation stands for...
far deeper than politics...
[like after] tragedy in Tucson
...the storms in the south
...[it's that time again] to harness some of that unity..." 
Obama

that was last night,
just before breaking bread with a few members of Congress at the White House; because, you know, Michelle and I, we planned this week's ago...who would have thunk we would have something so large to celebrate tonight, as in the death of a madman.

Nothing is by accident.  Everything is orchestrated.

Even the death of an Extremist Kingpin is by Organized Execution; they had no intention of taking him alive -- and are pretty much gloating about that in the aftermath; makes you wonder, could Bushie have been able to get away with doing the same thing? don't hate; it's a good question.

And don't get me wrong; the actions of this president were right out of a Hollywood blockbuster; he was brilliant, cunning, and carried the mission off like it was just another day on the links.  But given all is fair in love and war, wouldn't the Left Element take exception to such a brutal take down?  Wouldn't the Left Element decry the loss of bin Laden's human rights, lack of trial by jury, and sideswiping of years of being fed, clothed and cared for under the scrupulous observation of the ACLU, CAIR and the court appointed attorney as according to America's values and the Rule of Law? wouldn't Bushie be riddled with a media firefight of his own making in response, like the wrath of unintended consequences.

Oh but last night...he could not help himself...he just had to point out that the timing of such a bipartisan display of brotherhood and one love y'll was purely coincidental...ha ha ha...so now, can't we all get along, if not for just one enchanted evening...have a good time everybody..we are one nation, under God, this is what we stand for...let us harness some of that unity tonight...
or something like that.

Never mind that we'll all be right back at it at dawn -- sideshow alert, sideshow alert.  (oh yeah.  yes I did go there this morning. and so quick off the mark too.)

And really, enough with the Obama bin lyin' stuff; Pakistan DID NOT KNOW -- they could not know -- or else they would have foiled the plans.  Hey, you wanna know how we could save an awful lot of money -- cutting off the bankroll to illegitimate partners in the war on terror. but let's moveon.org...

So he chose to go with Organized Execution, like something out of the Untouchables; fabulous.

Shouldn't this be a lesson for all of us...I mean, we've seen the likes of this before...but kickin' it up to such a large scale operation -- never mind me, I'm just throwing zingers at The Donald, yuckin' it up with all my favorite media superstars and celebrity, never mind that within hours, I will have bagged me the biggest, boldest, bad-ass terrorist the world has ever seen (to date).  ha ha ha ha...

The plan was in motion for months, years even -- going back to interrogations under the direction of, none other than, the one, the only, the evil one, the W, backed by popular demand -- all the while with the Cindy Sheehan's and the Naomi Wolf's screaming bloody hell.  How do like that water board now, Mr. President?

These guys are evil.  They do us harm.  They behead, maim and torture our soldiers, journalists and anyone else who might get in their way -- and yet the good guys must somehow act according to some international honor system, follow some kind of higher code of ethics, as in, can I offer you some milk and cookies with that interrogation? or maybe we will just cut off your free TV for the afternoon... but only if we have to... please don't make us do that...

I am all for treating people humanely.  All for it.  And there is nothing wrong with creating the very conditions such that terrorists begin to speak freely and open up, absolutely nothing.  We have lived in a constant, perpetual, ever-evolving reality based on fear --  all of us -- for a decade now; we owe these guys nothing.

Fortunately for us, we can celebrate today, for a guy following the Chicago Code, the Chicago way, has settled into the big house and can pretty much get away with anything...

After all these years of showing us the dithering...
After jumping to conclusions when he wudda, shudda, cudda kept his mouth shut...
After waiting for him to lead during the oil spill...
After waiting for him to take command and call it what it really is (still) after Fort Hood...
After stepping in when he should have stepped back between an officer and a professor...
After forcing Toyota to their knees...
After putting the boot to the neck of BP...
After stifling all prospective energy independence in the United States -- while opening up drilling -- where?  outside of America's jurisdiction....After throwing billions in aid to Brazil and under the crony capitalism feeding into the dynasty of George Soros...
After jumping into Egypt, meddling, and sending in an envoy to set the man straight (I mean, kick the bum out) and acting like it was entirely by accident, just a groundswell of democracy rearing it's liberty-minded head, orchestrated through the magnificence of young people and facebook far and wide...
After hesitating for weeks on Libya, and having masterminded the most incredibly misinformed, misguided, kinetic military operation known to man (with help from the UN and NATO partners)...

I do believe that now, the guy has hit his stride; finally, he comes into his own and with a bang -- by Organized Execution.  we are not worthy.  You took the bull by the horns and just handled it, like a pro, like you were made for moments like this to come around...almost as if you said, you know what the world needs now... and just did it... and it was good.  it was good, indeed.  No, it was awesome!

The thing is, after such a sweet moment over dinner, coming together, enjoying the company of one another as if no line divides...can I pour you another glass of wine...please pass me the butter...oh, this Filet of Sole is just divine...and how are the kids? ... good, good...oh tomorrow will be fun, won't it?  with that debt ceiling hanging over us, the rising cost of gasoline that simple everyday folks are wrestling with...we've got our work cut out for us, huh, joe?  that's tomorrow, ha ha  ha ha... right now, let's mozy on over to the bar for a little nightcap on the rocks, shall we, for old time sakes?...I'm having a hard time buyin' it.

Ya see, we have watched this sort of thing time and time again (you know, like after Tucson, after tornadoes); we have witnessed the president coming out after relocating his new found civility and say, let's all be unicorns and cotton candy, shall we?  -- but then, in the next minute -- there they go again, driving our brand new Escalade, with free gas for a year, into a ditch -- acting all stupidly, and sh*&^ --  whodooya' think we are? ya think we're stupid? -- and Ryan, thanks for that dumbass budget of yours, here's mine, and it's way better than yours, way... but thanks for comin'.

there are only so many times he can get away with it, that's all.

I'm not entirely sure which of his nine lives he seems to be living on, but no matter; rumor has it, bin Big Guy wasn't carrying a gun, the rapid fire was pretty much one sided, the woman was not his wife or even used as a shield, while, fake you out,  we really had no intention of telling Pakistan nothin'!  Oh yeah, AND we had every intention of taking bin bad ass out deader than Al Capone, Sonny Corleone, and Tony Montana all rolled up into one -- with perhaps a little Jimmy Hoffa conspiracy running through it, like a dead red thread.

And the dinner, the one just last night and as luck should have it, the one "Michelle and I planned week's ago" ...  AFTER the fly by for war torn Tuscaloosa, AFTER the pop into the Correspondent's Dinner for a little yuckin' it up with my unbiased adorers as if nothing else is going on, AFTER being on the ready for a round of golf, only to have it interrupted by helicopters dropping out of the sky, a rootin'-tootin'  firefight, a bad boy take down of the most high, and wrapping it all up by tucking American's into bed with only the best news of the decade --

---  oh, and then --- purely by accident, you (and Michelle!) entertain a few key players like it was totally and utterly by natural progression, just happenstance blowing your way the very next day... wow, you are the golden child.   that has to be the most brilliant four days of your presidency, dude.

Should have known it would take an operation fashioned after an organized labor of love and war bringing all bad things to a close...who would have thunk an Organized Execution could be swallowed up by the Left Element with such finesse and ease; you sir, from Day One mind you,  have shown the world who's boss.

And my guess, you have every intention of running with that for as long as you can...will this be enough to carry you into round two?

Make it a Good Day, G

And with the wind at their backs, Timothy Geithner has put off the urgency of settling the Debt Ceiling debate --- pushing the deadline to August 2.  What was on life and limb just yesterday, can wait. 

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