Apparently, when speaking to a room full of Jews,
"agree to come to the negotiations tables
or shut up and stop complaining"
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman
think someone's taking a few cues from The Donald?
what I love about this, given the fact that the Saudi's are not real fond of Israel (the Jews) -- is that this guy just calls it like he sees it; either come to the table or shut up, for this current approach you Palestinians are choosing is very much in the way of making real progress and the making of real peace possible.
And now globe trotting across the continents, and taking a quick glance over to President Trump's direct approach to North Korea -- just look at the stunning turn of events between the North and the South! And much to the chagrin of the mainstream media and Leftists far and wide, large and small.
Cue the latest planetary alignment between Trump and the Moon.
But let's leap across the stage -- to a parallel galaxy far, far away............
Cue Mike Allen @Axios, and his analysis of Michelle Wolf's Correspondent's Dinner appearance...
Cue a second take from Axios, and all of her vulgarity, here...
Cue the pep rally -- instead of attending the Correspondent's Dinner, serving the overdone roast, the president just did his own thing, like, two years in a row now.
All indicators prove, Trump takes his own cues; and he certainly doesn't need to share the air space with someone like a Michelle Wolf.
And it's not like her approach even worked, right?
And more than that, isn't it amusing when Wolf's method of making funny gets put on the twitter spit and continues to be roasted for days later... How's that smokey eye of yours, eh Michelle? Feeling the burn? [The good news is, you will more than likely never be asked back for an encore...so don't you sweat it, girl] [Call me funny, but she isn't that funny]
Oh the world is a busy place, isn't it?
Get a load of what Netanyahu just said....Breaking News: "Iran is lying, big time."
Cue the reality of the continuous play within alternate universes in which we live.
Oh this day could be so long, if I wanted to go there...and I don't.
So back to present day reality of finishing this blog --
Real journalism --- the very thing the Correspondent's Dinner celebrates, with real awards even, and becoming the highly anticipated annual platform to perform a complicated routine mixing political hi-jinx with beltway comedy -- seems to be a dying art; the whim of our political fancies frame what we say, how we say it, and even who reads it; whether it is received in laughs of approval or falls flat center stage, under the heat of the spotlight and a barrage of partisan critique, the audience lines up accordingly, right on cue.
There is left and there is right -- and if there is anyone remaining in the true center, they are surely the ones who not only suffer through it all, but revolve around a constant refrain, the joke is on US....
But more and more, as time goes by, this correspondent's dinner yearly rip seems to have run its course... So cue its off-Broadway future, like, yesterday.
Michelle came to a close saying this: "Trump is so broke he grabs pussies because he thinks there might be loose change in them. Like an immigrant who was brought here by his parents and didn’t do anything wrong, I’ve got to get the fuck out of here. Good night."
Like, cue that mouth shut already.
And looky there, we just went full circle -- from the Crown Prince to anything but a crowned comedienne jewel.
All in a day's work round these parts.
You're welcome. [girl taking her bows]
Nothing else to do but cue the music.
as this girl exits, stage right.
Make it a Good Day, G